dick-tits

A pair of breasts which have an immense amount of veins which are quite visible, resembling a penis.

Look at grace wow how gross she has dick tits! but be nice to her shell give you a handjob!

by the nipple prince September 8, 2005

suck a dick

what you should do right now

go suck a dick jerry

by danieldestroyer22 May 24, 2019

Getting Dick

When one gets access to a Dick for sexual activity such as Blowjobs, Handjobs, or sex

I didn’t have sex but I did get some dick last night
She was getting dick even tho they never had sex

by Argon1000 November 11, 2018

dick donut

any hole a guy can put his penis in, usually referred to as a vagina. ie:sex

vaginaassholemouthearnosecantaloupeblow job
guy 1: Aye man, any plans for the weekend?
guy 2: Yeah, dude gettin some dick donut.
guy 1: Woah, nice man. I haven't had any in forever.

by christinemarie September 19, 2009

Hammer Dick

One who drives with careless disreguard. Used by truck drivers to describe eachother. Hammer as meant to be the accelerator, Dick as used to be dicking around and driving like a dickhead. Can also be used as Hammer Dicken.

Christina said to her boyfriend " I got behind this Hammer Dick on the freeway.

Or:

Marsha was Hammer Dicken to get home to make supper

by SpdR8ser January 5, 2008

Dick Nozzle

A term that is used to describe a man that is a prick in general.

Wow that guy sure was a dick nozzle!

by Nozzlin! January 15, 2010

footy dick

A slang term to describe the shrinking of a male's genitalia after a period of sport in cold conditions.

"Shit the bed Ste, I've got bad footy dick after that match like."

by Fwaa March 12, 2008