Ohio-Kufar-Dog

From modern Koudeilandic myths and children's games and internet culture. Ohio-Kufar-Dogs are average atheists during the day, but at night, they turn into vicious (often rabid) dogs, much like werewolves, and chase people through woods and/or quiet suburban streets at night. When the Ohio-Kufar-Dog comes near you, you will hear the song Swag Like Ohio by Lil B playing in the distance with bass turned up very high and it will become louder as the close in on you. The only ways to escape Ohio-Kufar-Dogs is to crush up leaves from a Wax Myrtle plant (Myrica Cerifera)and rub them on your skin. Muslims also claim saying "A'udhu billahi min ash-shaytan ir-rajeem," also makes them vanish if you have no Wax Myrtle leaves.

The Ohio-Kufar-Dog pack charged through the pines and Antarctic moss, closing in. My hear nearly beat out my chest as I heard bells and a man saying "It's ya boy little B," and I barely made it to the creek full of myrtle groves when I heard "Swag like Ohio, f__king all these b--ches," but luckily, I'm alright because introduced Wax Myrtle spread all over coastal Koudeiland.

by Luv Grand Kalligeezal Island March 26, 2023

What the dog did

When the dog has taken a breath mint from one of King Bach's friends.

King Bach: What da dog doin?
Bachs friend: He took a mint from me

Bachs other friend: I can't believe what the dog did

by An average funny guy June 27, 2021

Double Dog Dare

After a dare has been made and the daree has refused, the darer can then raise the stakes by double dog daring the daree, meaning that if the dare is carried out by the daree then the darer will also perform the task.

Triple dog dare is when a third person wants in on the dare. And so on.

I double dog dare you to moon that cop. If you do it, then i will do it.

by manvan captian kirk December 28, 2009

show dog

female human, bred specifically to be used for intercourse with someone chosen by her. typically they are well-trained and have attractive mothers so the desirable genetic traits are passed on.

show dog is being quite good today, she gave me a blowjob

by medium rare steak August 9, 2013

italian hot dog

when man takes a pornographic image of of his penis in a hot dog bun. It is tradition to add condiments ( toppings) to the picture.

Mary, did you get the picture of Johns Italian hot dog?

by evil olive January 14, 2010

Ego Dog Fight

also known as EDFs.

When the egos of two (or more) people clash in an uncomfortable manner. This often results in a figurative 'blood bath' of emotions and ideals.

1: "I had a dream about you the other night. I'm still trying to figure out why".

2: "I don't know why you're dreaming OF me".

1: "Who said I was dreaming OF you. I said dreaming ABOUT you. There's a difference."

2: "You said you were dreaming OF me".

1: "I'm not going to get into an ego dog fight over this with you".

by TornadoGirl May 27, 2009

Boring as dog shit!

Something or some place that is extreme boring to one. Or just bored to death about something or some place.

Man, this party is boring as dog shit! This football game is boring as dog shit!

by xmonkey September 23, 2010