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spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"
Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.
by Matt P June 19, 2003
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John Danniel

John Danniel, the best person alive. He’s an incredibly empathetic and generous person, always putting others before himself. He cares so much about the people he loves that he shows it in every little gesture. He’s strong and has matured a lot over time, facing his challenges bravely and coming out on top. He’s so considerate that he is always looking out for others, trying his best in everything he does to make those around him happy.

Despite his own struggles and sometimes worrying too much about things, he never gives up. He has a huge heart and an immense capacity to care for and love people. His dedication and determination are truly inspiring, and the way he is makes everyone who knows him value and adore him immensely.

In short, John Danniel’s an incredibly special person, full of admirable qualities and with a love and warmth that deeply touches the lives of those who are lucky to know him.
I am truly grateful to have John Danniel in my life.
by xoxo muak July 27, 2024
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John

the best person in the planet. He's tall, pale and hot. Many girls are begging for him to be theirs, but he's already taken. Everybody loves him. When he walks on a street, many people would ask for his autograph. When he steps in a shop, people ask him to take pictures with him. He has good hygiene and he owns 15 cars. He lives in a palace with his dog and his girlfriend
girl1: omg i have a new crush
girl 2: he must be mid
girl1: no, he's a john
girl2: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!? IM CRUSHING ON HIM TOO

boy 1: so many girls are simping for john, why not us!?!
boy 2: maybe because we're not john
boy1: damn i want to be a john

"Hes so rich, popular, hot and amazing! he must be a john"
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John

John
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John Leslie

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Richard John Thurston Jones

A group of words describing something that is boring, or bland
This movie is so Richard John Thurston Jones
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John Owen

An absoluste god. Often confused with Devin Gasaway even tho they're eachothers number 1 fan. John Owen is also considered to be the hottest man alive. He created all there is. He is all there is. He is is.
John Owen: Wow I feel like being John Owen today.
by SkinnyNat March 8, 2021
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