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dog don’t hunt

Verb meaning whatever you’re discussing isn’t going to work, you lack proper equipment, what was proposed is unacceptable or lacking significantly. My son asked me to check his room to see if it was clean. I glanced around his bedroom and exclaimed, “Timmy, that dog don’t hunt.”
I glanced down at my engagement ring and looked at my new fiancé in disgust and said “Billy, that dog don’t hunt”
by Mctastic1113 March 16, 2021
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Alabama Cozy Dog

The act of rubbing two penis’s together until they ejaculate onto one another much like dry humping or tit fucking.
I was with my friend last night and we both had a major boner so we had an Alabama Cozy Dog.
by Crazybird69 May 18, 2021
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the dog is at my feet

I must be going; I have to leave now

Etymology: Old Irish saying. Purportedly from hunting dogs who are worn out, sitting on the feet of their owner to take them home. Some say Irish Setter was named because of this phrase.

Earliest known occurrence was by famous Irish author, Maria Edgeworth in her political essay, "Essay on Irish Bulls"
I've been standing here for donkey's years and the dog is at my feet, so I'm headin' home before the wife eats the heads off me.
by TheGingerIrish July 25, 2022
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Double Dog Dare

After a dare has been made and the daree has refused, the darer can then raise the stakes by double dog daring the daree, meaning that if the dare is carried out by the daree then the darer will also perform the task.

Triple dog dare is when a third person wants in on the dare. And so on.
I double dog dare you to moon that cop. If you do it, then i will do it.
by manvan captian kirk December 28, 2009
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show dog

female human, bred specifically to be used for intercourse with someone chosen by her. typically they are well-trained and have attractive mothers so the desirable genetic traits are passed on.
show dog is being quite good today, she gave me a blowjob
by medium rare steak August 9, 2013
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italian hot dog

when man takes a pornographic image of of his penis in a hot dog bun. It is tradition to add condiments ( toppings) to the picture.
Mary, did you get the picture of Johns Italian hot dog?
by evil olive January 14, 2010
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Ego Dog Fight

also known as EDFs.

When the egos of two (or more) people clash in an uncomfortable manner. This often results in a figurative 'blood bath' of emotions and ideals.
1: "I had a dream about you the other night. I'm still trying to figure out why".

2: "I don't know why you're dreaming OF me".

1: "Who said I was dreaming OF you. I said dreaming ABOUT you. There's a difference."

2: "You said you were dreaming OF me".

1: "I'm not going to get into an ego dog fight over this with you".
by TornadoGirl May 27, 2009
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