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Three Tooth Fiend

n.-This is a especially ferocious bread of crack-head, usually found in the southern united states, who will do anything for a five dollar bill. They are usually characterized by a fucked up grill and an over-whelming amount of stupidity flowing from their mouths. Can also be found in the offshore industry on most barges and boats.
"Justin is that three tooth fiend running around the barge set tripping."
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you're fried 

An expression as if someone did or said something dumb

Or if someone is high
you're fried by Damonk June 19, 2017

What in the kentucky fried fuck 

when something baffles you so much that you can't say anything but this, this is the only thing you can say when something baffles you so much
Person: *kills your entire team in 5 seconds
Person 2: What in the kentucky fried fuck?

the Adam Friedland 

the act of being forced to suck dick at gunpoint in the dream realm
the other night in a dream a man put sat me down with a gun to my head and made me give him the Adam Friedland

friedman unit 

A period of time equal to six-months, named in honor of New York Times columnist Tom Friedman for his repeated pronouncements that conditions in Iraq will improve "in six months."
"This time I really mean it - - we're just a friedman unit away from victory over the terrorists."
friedman unit by reefwalker October 1, 2007

Friends with options 

Those that are in a mutual and often platonic friendship where sex might be incorporated but is not based on the necessity or expectation of sex. A situation in where sex occurs because of a friendship, not a relationship that occurs because of sex. Not to be confused with Friends with Benefits, or screw buddies.
Friends with options could be two people who might have known each other years and while they care about each other, have no romantic feelings for each other. While there might be a mutual physical attraction, the sex is based on a certain level of trust and friendship. Marital or relationship status is not a concern, because the sex is often recreational more so than emotional. Even if it occurred only once, the friendship would remain intact (unless it was bad), but there is an understanding that it could happen again without expectation.

Windmill of friendship 

the nicer way of saying swastika or nazi symbol; used around young children
Oh billy, that's just a windmill of friendship!
Windmill of friendship by eye dyed November 30, 2017