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brown eyed girl 

Pertaining to a person of the female gender, existing with peculiar facial features. These features include sphinxters for eyes, a penis nose, pertruding from the face, and a sideways vagina as a mouth. The top of the head in covered in pubes, as opposed to actual hair, and typically, little or no dialogue is spoken.
Wow, I wish I was a brown eyed girl. I would be able to insert my nose penis into either; one of my sphinxter eyes of my vagina mouth. That would be the life, I'd never leave the house!
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Charlie Brown 

A dumb person who continues to act like a fool despite being heckled by various people.
'Look at that fucking Charlie Brown over there! Oi! Charlie!'
Charlie Brown by Steevee Bee August 24, 2005

Brown Bread 

The act of wiping your arse on a slice of bread and sticking it on a womens face whilst doing doggy
I say duck fancy some brown bread?
Brown Bread by Gingerized December 3, 2010

brown taco 

Taking a turd, laying it in a woman's vulva, then eating it.
"Don't mind my breath, I've been eating brown taco!"
brown taco by D. Finer November 29, 2006

brown bagging 

i'm brownbaggin it nizzle
brown bagging by boner50 February 6, 2005

brown bread 

to express your feelings of not caring, in relation to another individuals hardships.
1. Noah: here i'm out of petrol would you spare us £10?
Sean: well i guess thats your own brown bread.
brown bread by ClaraFloraKavy April 5, 2011

browncoat 

Anyone who supports the left-wing African-American narrative of modern oppression (including white left-wingers) in such a way as to oppress the Vannoken tribe. This includes voting for government programs like "Affirmative Action," which the Vannokens view as taxation without representation, because if the Vannokens don't pay for government programs they don't need, the government will initiate force on African-Americans' behalf to oppress the Vannokens by proxy. Meanwhile, there was never any proper historical election process for the minority of the minority ethnic groups (such as but not limited to the Vannokens), while the Vannoken right to personhood is protected by the international law of self-determinism.
Stock up on AR15s, because we got word that the damn browncoats were going to try to invade the Vannoken lands from the east.
browncoat by VannokenSven December 1, 2019