darryls eyes

When the eyes point outward, and the sidewalks come to fruition, you know you're having a Darryl Moment. Living at the New York City Tenement Museum, Darryl can't see the middle. If asked if he sees the glass half full or half empty, he says "What glass, I don't see shit!"

Damn, you can only see sidewalks, must be having a darryls eyes

by pornchub February 7, 2017

Hazel Eyes

A mix of all eye colors combined! Each eye looks different. Blue eyes, green eyes, and brown eyes mixed together with a yellow fleck somewhere are the average hazel eyes.
Eyes hazel, sweet and dynamic, and I'm going down like the Titanic

#1: Aren't her eyes blue?
#2: No, they're green!
#1: Today they're light brown or amber?!
#3: They're hazel eyes!

by trulyali November 22, 2021

semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.

Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.

by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011

Fake eye roll

Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged

Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)

by fuzzybuzzz January 29, 2019

googoo eyes

googoo eyes is when you think your lover can do no wrong and everything they do is perfect in your eyes

her: i just have googoo eyes for him 😍
me: girl he’s in prison 😭

by weenydawg March 19, 2023

selfie eyes

A squinting eye expression, typical of the way people look at a phone when they or someone else is taking a selfie. See also selfeyes.

Wow! You look really great in that photo. Shame about the selfie eyes though.

by daverap January 4, 2016

Bada-Boom Eye

(noun) A look seen in the eye of a potential mate that insinuates they are interested in engaging in anal sex acts.

"He gave me that Bada-Boom Eye, and I knew it was love."

"The night I saw the Bada-Boom Eye, our relationship changed forever."

by DillPickle0929 March 24, 2016