by NiggerPakiAllahAckbar December 12, 2019
Get the Joe Muddmug. Have you ever heard the story about how "a cup of joe" was named? I'm about to tell you why coffee is called Joe.
Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.
Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.
Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.
Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.
Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025
Get the Joe; God Of Energymug. A boy usually with greenish bluish eyes and always gets a girl with his great personality. He is always religious but rebel. He will love a girl with blonde hair and hazel eyes. He is very soft and desperate and seems to send a lot of horny messages
by Rahrahtah1212121111111 October 27, 2018
Get the Joemug. Hoe 1:hey joe can I suck your peen plz Hoe 2:no I want his peen Hoe 3:back off bitch his peen is mine. This is why joe Patrick swift is so hot
by J.. has huge peen October 15, 2019
Get the Joe Patrick swiftmug. 
A godlike being, who can travel faster than the speed of light, and has jokes so funny they make your head hurt.
by TheFactsSpitter June 7, 2021
Get the Joe McCannmug. Joe is the online dude u should never ask who is, even though he is your friend or your dad,the answer is always *JOE MAMA*
note: if u fall for the trap still can use uno reverse card and say: who is JOE MAMA
note: if u fall for the trap still can use uno reverse card and say: who is JOE MAMA
nibba1: Do you know Joe the hooker?
nibba2 (an intellectual): nah who is he?
nibba1: Joe mama haha gotcha
nibba2: who is joe mama?
at this moment nibba 1 is totally destroyed from inside.
nibba2 (an intellectual): nah who is he?
nibba1: Joe mama haha gotcha
nibba2: who is joe mama?
at this moment nibba 1 is totally destroyed from inside.
by obama is joebama October 12, 2019
Get the joemug.