Balloon nuts

"When you put a condom on both your nuts to try and be funny but you just end up looking stupid"

"I tried to make her laugh with the Balloon nuts be she dident even smirk about them. What a bitch"

by Tittyspanker47 December 9, 2016

nut hammok

The pouch that surrounds the testicles and holds them in place. Otherwise known as the scrotum.

My nut hammok really sags after I take a hot shower.

by Ken Hubbard December 14, 2008

irish nut

When you are having oral sex being performed from a woman, then out of nowhere you squeeze green food coloring Down here throat and tell her something shocking that she gags while you say luck of the Irish.

Man Melvin is such a bitch, always giving me Irish nuts all the time, we can’t even have a normal conversation anymore.

by Snubbish December 9, 2017

Nutted on

when you get killed by a no skin on fortnite and you have no shields,
dieing from fall damage.

Ah man, i got "Nutted on"

by MiniCrock80 June 2, 2018

Mixed Nut Bag

Person that sleeps with multiple partners daily or doesn’t wash the jizz out between deposits would be considered a “mixed nut bag !”

What did you do with that “mixed nut bag” you were riding around with today ?

I heard that mixed nut bag just had fraternal twins ! AND they each have different daddy’s !!

by anonymous June 30, 2024

Nut tugger

Guy who tugs on his balls too much. Usually associated with someone who is dumb, has unprotected sexual contact that lands them with crabs or STDs

Chad caught the clap again last week from some trap. What a nut tugger.

by Little Kitten of Doom December 31, 2018

rega nut

rega nut + mega rat = ernie’s tits™️
rega nut is the rega-ist of all nuts.

rega nut + mega rat + tar oat = bert’s dick™️

by ianhawke July 30, 2019