pseidon fart

a very nasty wet sounding fart that could lead to dooky stains

a pseidon fart is dooky stains

by fat kid who sucks at life April 3, 2010

Piss-fart

A word to describe someone doing something unhelpful, or nothing at all. Usually slang used in Australia. Term is followed up by ‘around’

Similar phrases include ‘mess around’ and ‘do f*ck all’

“Yeah I did nothing but piss-fart around for an hour”
“What are you doing? Piss-farting around?”

by Zipes July 23, 2023

Fart muffin

Used instead of profanities when expressing disappointment over a circumstance.

Bob yelled “fart muffin” after hearing he lost his job.

by Bavamakkos June 6, 2024

Brain Fart

To say or do a stupid

"When I first saw that text I had forgotten what we were talking about and I was like woah what the hell"
"lol, dem brain farts"

by Lemoncake August 15, 2015

FART DICK

An excuse made by a wife to avoid giving a BJ due to their gassy husband blowing fecal matter on his member allday.

I’m not giving you road head, you got fart dick after our dinner date!

by Bowie69 February 7, 2025

Darth Vader fart

When you kneel down and fart into a moving fan

Those guys were trying to cool off in front of the fan but I totally dropped a Darth Vader fart in front of it

by Mikeydel272 March 6, 2017

Fart

A small burst of gas occurring from the butt, made of the fumes emitted by fecal matter. If one is quiet, it is very smelly. If it's loud, it doesn't smell too bad.

Person 1: you farted
Person 2: no u

by Phazerrr February 27, 2022