The amount of physical force required to make a contusion on the forehead region of a friend or significant other with a dick. However, can be of neither. The perfect wedding night gift.
A) "Yo ma negra, what's that big motha fuckin red mark on your forehead?" - Mike Hawk
"My boyfriend hit my forehead with enough dick motion to cause dis mark, what a motha fucking wet back!"
B) For those ladies who woke up in Vegas with a mysterious mark on your forehead that looks like a dick: The man you had fornicated with effectively utilized dick motion as a means of using his dick to brand you.
"My boyfriend hit my forehead with enough dick motion to cause dis mark, what a motha fucking wet back!"
B) For those ladies who woke up in Vegas with a mysterious mark on your forehead that looks like a dick: The man you had fornicated with effectively utilized dick motion as a means of using his dick to brand you.
by Red forehead November 7, 2009
Get the Dick motionmug. Dick Mouth can be used to define the moment a basketball player dunks on another player in a matter in which both his legs are open and the dunking players nuts are all in the defenders mouth. Can also be related to dunk face.
*dude I - did you see Kobe dick mouth Dwight Howard last night during the game?
*Dude II - hell yea, shit was epic!!!
*Dude II - hell yea, shit was epic!!!
by Javi3r03 January 6, 2012
Get the Dick Mouthmug. A slang term to describe the shrinking of a male's genitalia after a period of sport in cold conditions.
by Fwaa March 12, 2008
Get the footy dickmug. An expression referring to someone who can never get anything to work. Nothing can ever go right when a complicated project is going on. Often refers to a person with a lot of rage.
Man, after Jack tried unsuccessfully to put up that big poster again, he pulled a Dick DiLorenzo. It fell over again and he got pissed!
by Tom Cochran October 11, 2004
Get the Dick DiLorenzomug. The instinctual male behavior of trying to pile up as many women as possible and then dive into them, dick first.
by LangHack October 26, 2015
Get the Dick Divingmug. A dick that has no foreskin due to the barbaric religious practice of circumcision. Usually a type of dick that whores prefer.
Whore: (Pulls down boyfriend’s pants) Wow, you’re circumcised. I love your circumcised dick (Proceeds to give him a blowjob)
by AntiCircumcisionMan March 25, 2020
Get the Circumcised Dickmug. the biggest funnel you could ever come across. remember
to turn the valve clockwise and NEVER funnel moonshine. fits eight beers, HAVE FUN
to turn the valve clockwise and NEVER funnel moonshine. fits eight beers, HAVE FUN
by asiabby November 30, 2010
Get the elephant dickmug.