mach chicken 

3725.95 mph, the speed at which a human hand will cook a chicken in one slap

I was liek basically going mach chicken.

mach chicken by b1nk3r August 7, 2021

Cobra Chicken

A canadian goose you dumbass all canadians fear this wild creature and they will not hesitate to attac if need they will leave hurty bite marks

1: I got chased by a cobra chicken.
2: Damn did you get bit?

Cobra Chicken by CobraChickenHunter January 21, 2022

Chasing the Chicken

Wasting other people's time with totally useless consumption of social media bandwidth.

I can't believe that total asshole posted "Chasing the Chicken" as his Facebook status.

Chasing the Chicken by mostlyferal September 8, 2013

Tugging The Chicken

When you beat your 20 foot hog monkey as hard as Chris brown beat his wife that your dick will start to morf into a chicken and over time erectile dis function will occur you will know when you have reached this point when your moans start to sound like a rooster waking you up in the morning or a chicken having sex on a daily and will soon have a Carmex looking cum

Damn bro I was tugging the chicken so hard last night that my dick looks like a chickens neck now

Tugging The Chicken by Eileen and Prometheus January 21, 2019

bozo stupid ass bogay siao chicken nugget 

the most extreme insult of all time, an insult more powerful than the "no u" insult. use these words carefully, as whoever you're directing this to might die a violent, bloody, painful death.

be sure to immediately scream this insult as loud as you can after you hear 'no u' to prevent your own death.

kid: "HAHAHAHAH ur mum gay lol"
kid2: "no u-"

kid: "BOZO STUPID ASS BOGAY SIAO CHICKEN NUGGET!!!!!!!!!!!!"
kid2: *dies in a way too painful to describe. very bloody and messy.*

bozo stupid ass bogay siao chicken nugget by daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang bro February 16, 2022

brazillian chicken 

an easy brazilian girl...
you and your closests friends probably had a date with her...

brazillian chicken by penkz July 21, 2003

baked chicken 

When the fenale is on all fours knees and elbows bent while wearing ankle socks and primed for rear entry.

I turned Suzie over into the baked chicken and crammed my rod in her ass!!!

baked chicken by Stinky Pete September 27, 2003