Baby feet

Someone with very small feet.

Morgan Nicholson has baby feet.

by ipw2612 August 9, 2013

baby orangutan

Girl that thinks she's very attractive, but actually shows heavy resemblence to an animal, such as a monkey.
ex: orangutan, ape, chimpanzee looking people.

"why does she think she's so cool?"
"i don't know, she's really just a baby orangutan."

by imscaredofdinosaurs April 17, 2010

baby breeder

An inwardly unattractive female who has to become pregnant to get a man. Without his sperm she would not have a house, any material goods or be accepted by the other unattractive baby breeders.

My baby breeder friend just purchased her new chest flotation devices and mini van road hog with her sperm donors bank account. She is working on her next million dollar toe tag to ensure she keeps her sperm donors bank account in check.

by Wicked Witch August 23, 2017

Baby legs

A delicious treat used as an aphrodisiac, they are commonly eaten after a birth or if there is left over in the hospital.

Doctor: “It’s a beautiful baby boy.”
Berther:” good, we can harvest it’s legs now.”

Patient:”What’s for dinner?”
Nurse:”we have been given some baby legs.”
Patient:” What in Actual fuck.”

by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

Cry baby

Melanie Martinez’ fandom a crry baby

Y/n/ ONG ARE YOU A CRY BABY?
Someone: yes! You?
Y/n: ofc!

by I_befjqkabf September 23, 2020

Baby Yoda

It’s cuter than baby groot that’s all I will say

“I would eat a Baby Yoda”- Pewdiepie

by DrTitanium04 January 15, 2020

Baby Block

The act of using your child (baby) as a means of avoiding certain social situations.

1. Avoiding an unwanted hug:
Pick up child just when they are coming in for the hug. Bam! You been baby blocked!

2. Unwanted sexual advances:
"Oh thanks your pretty hot yourself, wanna see pictures of my seven month old baby?"

3. Unwanted date proposal:
"I cant go out tonight I have to stay home with my baby."

by MeggMaster321 December 3, 2013