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Penis Diary

Notes of your sexual health and, in the case of some perverts, masturbation notes .
Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 5, 2020
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he had a small penis
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Something of mine my boyfriend likes to look at.
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Penis Colada

Cabe: "I threw some penis colada last night"
Mike: "Zoinks! how cool!"
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