Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)
by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020
Get the Ur mommug. Rephrase to when you're eating a hamburger from either Burger King or wherever you would eat a burger at lunch whenever then say:
Example:
Kid: Eat a burger and then say this burger is good
Kid 2 :Mmmm Your mom looks good
Mom: standing over there staring and laughs and your dad looks tasty..
Kid: Eat a burger and then say this burger is good
Kid 2 :Mmmm Your mom looks good
Mom: standing over there staring and laughs and your dad looks tasty..
by Urbanuser101 June 21, 2022
Get the Your mommug. Nate does not have a father. He has two mothers. no father. just a couple mothers. no dad. his dad is non-existent when I bring up my dad, Nate gets depressed. sorry Nate, but you have no dad.
English teacher: where did everyone get their Hawaiian shirts for spirit week
ALMOST entire class- my dad gave it to me
Nate- *looks down at nike shirt crying*
Noah- Wearing same sweatshirt again. I like Nate's momS.
ALMOST entire class- my dad gave it to me
Nate- *looks down at nike shirt crying*
Noah- Wearing same sweatshirt again. I like Nate's momS.
by Yert_Yert_Yert May 2, 2018
Get the Nate's momSmug. 
by anonymous June 28, 2021
Get the Your mommug. The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.
by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022
Get the Mom went out for a gallon of milkmug.