John is a guy that likes to present himself as cute and sweet but everyone knows this is just him being gay. He can’t see it himself but he usually acts gay because he’s is and then says that he is not.
by Hi?!? December 5, 2019
Get the Johnmug. a guy that's poor but has great morals and makes money by farming (by use of child labor) and selling drugs
by quaner January 4, 2022
Get the john farmermug. by Peppermint_420 July 27, 2024
Get the Dylan John Greenwoodmug. An absoluste god. Often confused with Devin Gasaway even tho they're eachothers number 1 fan. John Owen is also considered to be the hottest man alive. He created all there is. He is all there is. He is is.
by SkinnyNat March 8, 2021
Get the John Owenmug. by anonymous November 16, 2021
Get the John In Tennesseemug. When you use your finger to block one nostril and blow hard through the other nostril, sending a glob of snot flying out of your nose at a high rate of speed.
by Carhgo72 November 2, 2022
Get the John Elwaymug. Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
by Papi chulo * November 26, 2019
Get the John gonzalesmug.