Joe Wong

The most optimistic guy you can find on planet earth.

Look it's Joe Wong, I always get motivated around him, he's always looking at life in a happy way.

by Coffee and chat committee March 7, 2023

Joe Rogan Smile

A wide, fake smile that insecure, short, celibate men make to show that they are "okay."

Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.

Ever notice how every guy over 35 takes a photo in his car giving a Joe Rogan smile?

by CutiePatootiePie January 22, 2025

Joe-ment

Something done that puts you on a steady declining slope from being top of the world to the bottom of the barrel. Named for Joe Pesci and the decline of his career

"I got stood up on my date and then she blocked me"
"Absolute Joe-ment. It's not looking good for you"

by RottaTheHutt March 6, 2025

Trader Joe’s

Trader Joes toes in a garden hose in a nose that smells like a Rose, Trader Joe’s is broccoli with relish blended in a smoothie with toe nails, most scrumptiously amazingly glorious tasting thing ever

P1-Do you know joe?

P2- who’s joe?
P1- Trader Joe’s toes in a garden hose

by DogLover_cool July 9, 2023

Joe

This blonde dude that is just AMAZING!!
He literally is perfect. He is really hot. Smart. Cool. Athletic af. Ever so kind. Once he likes you don’t be a prick, don’t break his heart coz u know full well he’d do anything to make you happy and your life TOP NOTCH!! Joe can be very self critical at times but at others he’s telling about how great he is but not in a pratty, “I’m better than you” sorta way.

- who’s that hot dude

- name’s joe

- think he’s single? What am I on about? Ofc he’s not single a guy like that would NEVER be single!

-yh… guess who he’s taken by

- probs some hot ass chick

- nope! By me 😏

by SOTASANAHTA September 30, 2021

Grandpa joe

Everyones favorite grandpa

Hi grandpa Joe how are you

by az assassin July 24, 2021

Joe

Joe is an average joe, Often nicknamed "JoeMama" as a joke, Joe is an average Joe of the Joes in Joe's world, Joe was once a president (Or currently is depending on when you're reading this), but for no reason at all, that is a controversial topic!

Joe is a H O M O S A P I E N

by AnnoyingPosOwO March 28, 2022