Blue

an imaginary charge to an unsuspecting consumer

that customer paid way too much blue for that laundry

by myheartisbroken January 23, 2019

blue pay check

Used me to gain fame & earn a blue pay check.

Used me to gain fame & earn a blue pay check.

by anonymous March 5, 2021

International blue screen day

Day of the global IT outage at the 19th of July in 2024 caused by cyber security firm "CrowdStrike"

Do you know what happened at the International blue screen day?

by NotBlack0107 July 20, 2024

Blue Douche

1: the sound you hear when you drop a turd into a porta potty.

2: what you get when the the turd hits the blue porta potty water and the resulting splash hits your asshole.

I dropped a turd in the porta potty and it sounded like "BLUE DOUCHE!!!" Then I literally got a blue douche.

by badjokeKirby February 15, 2021

truck stop blues

When that lot lizard got you worked up but you don’t hit it because you ran out of penicillin.

Im over here at jubitz with the truck stop blues.

by Billy cheese steak October 14, 2019

Blue jean slide

Female masturbation

All good Catholic boys and girls refrain from spanking the monkey and doing the blue jean slide on Fridays.

by jefflebowski October 21, 2010

Wild Blue Scallions

When a vacationing family perpetually appears pissed off at everything.

Look at these wild blue scallions upset that its raining on the 4th of July (or Canada day).

by ttyyttyyttyy July 19, 2015