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i swear on my timbs

Some shit some crazy york niggas say, swearing on the timbs is the absolute highest degree of swearing on something, even higher than yo mamas grave deadass b, the worst part is once you start saying this shit youll never stop even if you dont got no fuckin timbs youll still be swearing on em....
I swear on my Timbs nigga i stole your baby mama and the baby too, they mine now deadass b!
by welcometothe6 April 22, 2018
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Can I have a Joe?

The infamous line stated by the all time 1010FanBoost on ROBLOX.
Welcome to Boho Salon! What would you like?

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Can I have a joe?
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by oofthetic March 9, 2018
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Why am I searching this?

I don't know. You tell me. Seriously. You are asking a website a question that only you know. If you are searching this and want to know why you are searching this, then look into your brain, because I can't tell you.
Why am I searching this?
by desgames December 8, 2016
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I feel personally attacked

A (joke) response that shows you can personally relate to content that was meant to be more general.
New York Times headline: Studies show that 2020 has seen a 400% spike in men losing their entire life savings thanks to trading stocks at home.
Man sitting at home trading stocks: "I feel personally attacked."
by igotalottastuff June 20, 2020
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i have the high ground

Something to describe as in of altitude limits within the ground.
Obi-Wan "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground"
Anakin "YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER"
Obi-Wan "Don't try it"
by Robert_Fonza March 29, 2017
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I aint reading allat

means ur not gonna read all that
arthur- (writes a long ass paragraph)

Glenn- i aint reading allat 😭🙏
by vsonyx December 21, 2022
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I Shit On Your Dick

'I shit on your dick'/'Ma cac pe pula ta';

The ultimate romanian insult dating back to medieval times when the glorious romanian ruler Prince Pazvante the Blind used this vulgar phrase as a formal declaration of war.

In contemporan times the phrase is more commonly used to express extreme disrespect towards one's identity, ideas, opinions, nationality, race, memories, gender etc. to the point of actually tearing to shreds and discarding someone's existence as a whole.

It is an offense not just to the manhood of the person insulted but to his entire life experience up to that point.
Mihai Eminescu: 'I actually think Romania joining the European Union was the best move for our country's... '
Ion Creanga: 'I shit on your dick, Mihai, shut the fuck up, nobody fucking asked you and nobody fucking cares what you think or do'
by LilȚeapă October 21, 2021
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