Happy-Fun-Time 

Shitting in a garbage bag and then hitting someone in the face with the bag.

Nason pissed off Ryan, so Ryan shit in a bag and happy-fun-timed him.

Happy-Fun-Time by SoldierFinn44 May 21, 2014

too much free time 

Used to describe people who waste most of their lives on the internet because they can't be bothered to read a book, go outside or find a friend. Instead, they torture all the rest of us with incomprehensible cryptic words, grammar and emoji because they are too lazy to learn how to write. Ironically they believe they are the smartest person in the room. The real "professionals" typically have some kind of social justice warrior cause that is not only factually incorrect, but is actually the paradox of what is true. Yet their mindlessness does not allow them to understand and admit it to themselves.

I am not sure what scares me more: That you said that or that you believe it. Clearly you have too much free time and you don't use it very well.

too much free time by Ima Professor September 26, 2020

The greatest joke of all time 

The hangover guy wrote a genius work of art/cinematic masterpiece.

Hym "Want to hear the greatest joke of all time?" *Tells joke*

Iam "Tsss hehehehehe ok. I see how that's kind of funny."

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

The greatest joke of all time by Hym Iam April 27, 2022

Everyday. Everynight. All the time.

See "Party at Rickz". Reference to Partying at Rickz Everyday. Everynight. All the time.

Everyday. Everynight. All the time. by Phreak7X April 9, 2003

Mimi time 

When one is fashionably late to EVERY event he/she attends. Particularly when one is a manager of an ENTIRE STORE and still shows up late to open up.. to be on "Mimi time" also means the individual is in denial.

I thought the store opened at 10, it's already 10:30???
Oh you haven't heard? The manager is on Mimi time..

Mimi time by Kamgriffie May 29, 2016

face time 

Time that is spent face-to-face with someone, rather than communicating through a computer; an in-person meeting

Oh, yeah, I got some face time with him at the last trade show.

face time by c-Dogg June 26, 2003

fuwa fuwa time 

Lit. Japanese Translation: "Fluffy Time". Also known as "Fluff fuck" in English. Pronounced as "Phu-wha Phu-wha Tei-mu"

The act of experiencing sexual pleasure by rubbing your genitals against your partner's pubic hair. If done correctly, the friction should also stimulate your partner, and when carried out to completion, care should be taken to ejaculate within the hair.

Since it was my marriage's 5th anniversary, my wife decided to give me some special fuwa fuwa time.

fuwa fuwa time by Eyebrow Slut October 9, 2010