Time Flab

Term describing periods of a person's life wasted by external forces beyond his or her control.

A good college degree is still worth it. Good graduate degrees are still worth it. Everything leading up to both -- grade school, jr. high, high-school (even their parochial/prep versions) -- contains the "time flab" that needs to get cut for a lot more smart kids.

by HonkusSeized June 14, 2010

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Time Addiction

Persistently asking the people around you what time is, even if all they do is mention the word time. A strenuous yet deep exercise used to work the mind, irritate those around you, and shut up those who do not have the experience that exists to debate the properties of time.

Earl: "We need another beer to add to Excalibur."
Zach: "Ok. Lets walk to the store."
Earl: "We're not going to have enough time"
Zach: "REALLY. But what is time?"
Earl: "You have a serious time addiction."
Zach: "What is time?"

by charidith June 22, 2010

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Sandpaper times

Replaces the popular saying, "Rough Times".

You were backing out of the driveway and ran over your phone? Man, sandpaper times .

by Whiteskittlez July 16, 2010

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Time Crunching

Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!

Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!

by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010

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Time bum

An ass that although perfectly acceptable on an 18 year old, will inevitably fall prey to gigant-ass syndrome in a few more years. The outer limit of ass acceptability, where a mere inch makes the difference between fine and flabby.

She's no keeper, you best hit that now 'cause you know that Time bum's going off any day now.

by pegcityswimmer September 30, 2010

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