Jack is a tall white man. Most people associates him as Percy Jackson. people say Jacks have dyslexia and dashing blonde hair. He has a anger problem so don't p*** him off or he will f**k you up real good. Jacks have underwater cribs in the great seas so he is undetected from all of his enemies. Some girls dig him but he does not feel the same way so people call him "The Heart Breaker"
Jacks are realistic and scary.
Jacks are realistic and scary.
PERCY JACKSON!!!!
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Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur uncle jack a necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur uncle jack a necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*
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Get the Jack mug.the funniest character in all of borderlands the pre sequel, matched only by his raw might and his desire to go home and not be shot at on the moon (stupid student loans)
Jake: i like FR4g-TR4P
Ryan: shut the fuck up i will fucking laser you with laser eyes
Robert: PaPas gonna shit himself and doppelganger jack is good
Ryan: shut the fuck up i will fucking laser you with laser eyes
Robert: PaPas gonna shit himself and doppelganger jack is good
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“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”
“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”
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