The most average person on the planet. Has a medium-income job, a medium house, a wife and 2 kids, a dog, has a hobby that he likes, an average social life, average morals, average skills, etc.
by buddy retard June 19, 2020
Get the Johnmug. ‘That ain’t his real voice. He’s doing a John Opkins.’.
‘That geezer don’t talk like that normally. He’s just doing a John Opkins.’
‘That geezer don’t talk like that normally. He’s just doing a John Opkins.’
by SwissMinty February 22, 2025
Get the Doing a John Opkinsmug. He is a world renowned rapist with his numbers in double digits. Victims include Caitlin,Hannah,Beth,Mollie,Freya to name a few and also has gained a raging obsession with Lucy Chester, Oscar Woodburn, Josh Tubman and Reg Goodwin.
by Lucy Chester November 8, 2022
Get the Charlie John Scottmug. by anonymous November 20, 2023
Get the John Sibertmug. 
A mythical bing creature found in the depths of the bing community to summon use the phrase "Trump on top" or Dutton on top.
by John Trevor Stumpery February 18, 2024
Get the John Trevor Gregorymug. I was chilling with this bitch last night and she gave me the old long John silver and dipped out before I burned the head
by That White Man Crazy May 8, 2025
Get the Long John Silvermug.