Jack

A lad with such a vast amount of foreskin that he is able to use the excess to make a beanie for the poor lass he’s in bed with

He looks like such a jack

by Lewis beans November 24, 2021

Jack Song

THis mother fucker is braindead and loves stroking cock. His tight asshole can somehow fit 20 cocks because of how big of a whore he is. The most inocnic aspect of his personality is 4/10,

Why the fuck is Jack song so retarded

by Jack Song is a faggot October 8, 2021

big jack

A god like genius who is perfect in every way possible

It's ok it's big jack.

by OkkkOokk June 3, 2021

Jack Dempster

The sexiest man from Massachusetts who’s an upcoming pornstar signed by bang bros he also features on a tape with Ray J and Kim K.

Gerald: Have you guys seen Jack Dempster’s new tape with Lana Rhodes?

Ben: Yes it’s amazing!

by Kingcok7765 September 12, 2022

Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022

Jack

no one likes this guy. hes THAT guy. he's kind of a bozo. no friends. he's also tall as fuck for no apparent reason. also no parents

"Jack is kinda of a bozo" -Collin 2021
"Why is jack so fucking tall?" -Aiden 2022

by TeJaquel April 8, 2022

Salmon Jack

A person, preferably tired and worn out by the bullshit in their life, that swims upstream as a result, like a salmon.

David really isn't getting a blumpkin with the rest of us? What a Salmon Jack!

by michael burgers May 14, 2024