jerk face

A face on somebody's head that is a jerk.

That guy is cool, but his face is a jerk, thus, he is a jerk face. That fucking jerk face. If his jerk faceness was measured on a scale of one to ten, it would be 300009458048053 because he is such a fucking jerk faced bastard bitch slut. Poop in my pants for me, will you?

by JarMan September 21, 2003

sweet face

1: *noun* Any male who is good looking and full of himself

2:A guy who pops his collar, wears tight ass shirts and is convinced he's the coolest person in the world and a ladies man.(Derogatory meaning)

1: "Man, look at TJ, he's such a fuckin sweet face. It makes me mad. Go tell Chib to pass me that chicken sangwhich!"

2: Walking by and yellin at a really preppy kid in a pink shirt-->
"Hey! Sweet Face, kid!" then whispers to his friend, "What a fuckin fag!"

by Ninja John Jimmy Bones July 26, 2006

Face Eater

A person who eats faces frequently such as at the g-unit partys and enjoys it. We like to call the disease they have "Excessive Compulsive Face Eating"

I hate you? chris cause you are such as face eater.x4

by Wenis Toucher October 31, 2003

beat face

To fuck

yo me and this chick jus beat face

by Merzadunn June 2, 2003

Face Rape

To make out with someone and not know that someone else is looking, until they yell out "FACE RAPE!!!!!" really loud and then everyone looks at the people making out and they get embarassed.

*couple are making out*
Random Friend: FACE RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*couple get embarassed*
Everyone: *Laughing*

by NielTheFishy October 3, 2009

Dorito Face

When you eat Doritos right before you go to bed, and when you wake up you feel like shit

Last night was so wild, I got the worst dorito face in the world.

by OfficeMax21 September 23, 2010

spooge face

Indervidual that makes fool of self by saying or doing something stupid or telling an unbeleivable story. Often the idiot of a group who always ends up with shit on their face.

DANIEL: "...And then it EXPOLIDED into a mushroom cloud and i dived clear and saw up this really hot milfs skirt!"

REECE: "No it didnt and no u didnt"

MATT: "yer man your such a spooge face"

by *tweeked* June 19, 2006