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Black Hand Weed

A particular strain of mid grade weed found in the hoods of the United States in which the smell it gives off resembles that of a black persons hands. Similar to weed you buy off the street that smells like it was in the dude’s pants.
“Aye yo did you smell that gas from Malik, it smells so much like he had it in his hands for 3 hours strait”

“Hell yea, it’s still the best black hand weed around town!”
by Pinxy pie June 8, 2022
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tryna get black

When you just want that fine delicious melanin black boy
Girl #1: Girl what is Ty’ Nisha doing?

Girl #2: I think she just tryna get black

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by Trin___ June 21, 2022
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Military Black Toes

What happens to your toes when you go into the military for 1 minute with Air Jordan 4 Military blacks
by Military Black TOES September 6, 2022
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Great Black Hope

A prospective, black NFL quarterback who carries the hope of a whole race to be the face of a multi championship dynasty.
Patrick Mahomes is the "Barack Obama" of great black hopes.
by Convict's Comic September 8, 2022
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digital black face

The act of using GIFs and pictures of Black people reacting to things on Social media
guy:"Oh my god dude that was a funny me may look at what I replied"
Guy2: "Holy crap dude you used a GIF of Kevin Hart...That's Digital Black Face"
by H3H3Missionary September 12, 2017
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Black

What color crayon do I use for black?
Dark white
by I’m Vegan May 5, 2020
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Black Keys Matter

The modern piano fan’s way to be offended by anti-black racism while at the same mocking the PC and Black Lives Matter.

In Traditional, Europe-based Music Notation the black keys on a piano only have slave names. The white keys all have the letter names A, B, C, D, E, F or G. But all of the lowly black piano keys are called a ‘sharp’ or a ‘flat’ of their white supremacist piano keyboard neighbors.

The black keys are like welcoming servants who help the player navigate the keyboard by sight or by touch. And they don’t even have their own letter names! OMG! How racist is that?
“Hey man you and your piano are blocking traffic. Do ya need help gettin’ that upright off the street?”

“I’m here to raise awareness of the plight of the black piano keys. They all got the slave names of their white key neighbors. The black keys are oppressed by white key supremacists. Can you tell me what’s so special about the whiteys that they get such special treatment?”

“Well... lookin’ at your piano I can see the white keys have different shapes and the black keys all look the same.”

“All the blacks look alike to you! You must be a piano racist. Get outta here you ignorant, Nazi white key supremacist! Black Keys Matter! Black Keys Matter! ... ”
by pianocheater September 20, 2016
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