My Hoe

My girlfriend, My Wife, My Main.

Oh, her right there? Yeah, thats me, thats my hoe.

She my hoe and she they only one for me.

by His & Hers July 24, 2025

Hoe

The word hoe has two standard definitions; the first is a gardening tool used to till up dirt. The second definition is a female that goes after multiple men at a time and does slutty things. For example they will show their ass to them and attempt to do some "other festivities."

Mom can you buy me a gardening hoe
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Beth stop being such a hoe

by Corbob77 February 7, 2021

vacation hoe

A girl you meet on vacation who thirsts for your dick and teases you and sends nudes knowing that you're on the other side of the world and nothing can be done.

Guy 1: Bro, this girl I met a few months ago from my trip to Europe is still constantly sending me nudes and flirting with me on Snapchat.

Guy 2: What a vacation hoe.

by zaelthus November 29, 2017

Geriatric Hoe

A guy generally named Matt who originates from California and dates a Jersey Girl who lives in either Austin or Sarasota

Wow, how did that Geriatric Hoe get so lucky to date that Holly ?

by Championuu June 4, 2022

Hoes mad

Myst frosty has big hoes mad

Frosty hoes mad

by Poop boi September 17, 2019

handbook hoe

An old school hoe that follow old school hoe rules

Oh she/he a handbook hoe

by Jayinthemiddle September 24, 2021

hoe bag

Someone who is mean, self-centred and all about themselves; uncaring about how their actions, drunk or otherwise, might effect other people. Making someone else's grief all about them, then tying this behaviour up in one big discernible behavioural bag and carrying it around wherever they go - i.e, their hoe bag.

She doesn't even care about Barb, she's making this all about herself. She's such a hoe bag.

by partyringtom November 11, 2017