John Cornelius

The name of the conductor guy from the polar express

“You know when I first watched the polar express as a kid, I had a crush on John Cornelius”
“What is wrong with you”

by FanOfPolarExpress31 October 09, 2023

John

The most generic name I have ever heard

Oh my gosh, what a john, he has beautiful hair for beautiful people and superhero body on roblox

by My pseudonym, not yours April 18, 2021

Big Chuck and Little John

New people in the workplace

Look at big chuck and little John coming In starting new gossip

by 23Birderman August 10, 2023

Al & John

Made for eachother.

OMG, that couple is sooooo Al & John.

by Haysooos November 13, 2010

John

Somebody you love but cant be with because it will ruin your friendship and loose everything you have with that person.

“He’s my John, I cant do that”

by iloveujohn February 01, 2023

John Lam

Uploads leaked gifs of footage for Marvel films.

Yo, did you see the new Avengers leaked footage?

Yeah! It John Lam-ed onto the Internet!

by DatRandomExtra July 17, 2016

John

The guy who invented everything.

Teacher: Who invented television?
Me: John
Teacher: John who?
Me: John Kraft

John Kellogg’s

John Deer

John Arrington

John Telephone

John UrbanDictionary

Elton John

by Me, John October 16, 2021