John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.
Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”
by Moose Menace January 25, 2024
Get the john moosemug. by Will F24 December 11, 2018
Get the john pumpkinmug. On the National F1P John Pork Day,every F1P students will go to the John Pork Bah Kuh Teh and eat his tasty meat.
by notweezheexuan June 14, 2023
Get the National F1P John Pork Daymug. 
by Realfactd May 30, 2023
Get the Klondike like Leto Johnmug. The boy with beautiful blue eyes, messy brown hair, and has a loving heart that is of teenager age range and striving to become successful in life and has an Instagram@jcathey123. He is single and wants to find someone with a good heart cute face, and supports him.
by jcgotmoves May 29, 2020
Get the John Catheymug. John is very john. Hes a red carpet and he likes to eat strawberries. He has a sister called Basia. : )
by duck124 March 13, 2022
Get the Johnmug.