true fruits

a german smoothie company that sells overpriced smoothie. Only rich people drink it because that shit is fcking expensive.

A: jo did you drink true fruits?

B: bro im poor

by xFlorian27x March 22, 2023

Tooty Fruity

Eating ass with a fruit roll-up tongue tattoo

Character 1: “I will never eat ass again! That shit tastes like shit!”
Distinguished Gentleman: “Hey bro, just do a tooty fruity. The flavor is immaculate.”

by Super_slurper3000 March 25, 2023

Super-Fruit

When a person is so gay, it rubs off on you and you become a Super-Fruit.

Friend 1: What happened to Greg?
Friend 2: Oh, he was hanging out with Georgina and turned into a Super-Fruit

by magicallydelicious.com April 2, 2023

Apocalypse fruit

Fruit or any food really that’s gone past its prime, but you eat it anyway as you would do in an apocalypse and were surviving on foraging scraps.

I hadn’t gone to the market for a while, so I had to put apocalypse fruit in my smoothie.

by Invisible Kellie April 11, 2023

bear fruit

yield positive results.

plans for power-sharing may to be about bear fruit.

by Debskelly1985 April 21, 2023

Buddha Fruit

This is a stupid fruit in blox fruits. Anyone who uses it can stfu and go to hell.

I fking hate buddha fruit users, they should go to hell.

by [Insert_NameHere] April 22, 2023

Fresh fruit

When someone just comes out of the closet

Brendan is fresh fruit

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023