cheese cum

when your cum looks like a grilled cheese consistency liquid and is stretchy

bro i masturbated and it came out like cheese cum

by gaming husky for life February 22, 2023

Cum

Latin for 'with'

Example: I'll have chicken cum rice.

by Lui D. October 11, 2023

Dirty cum razor

The act of making a cumcicle then breaking off a small piece of said frozen cum till it gets a sharp edge and then slicing your sexual parter with the dirty cum razor

Tanner: come here baby I made a gift for you
Prostitute: oh baby slice me up with your dirty cum razor

by Lookatmetantan October 13, 2023

CUM CURTAIN

Living with a roommate that wants to have weekend orgies in our college dorm and can't keep her bodily fluids on her side of the room.

That whore Maggie had a foursome in my room, and I needed a Cum Curtain just to keep the spooge on her side..

by mookie1868 October 15, 2023

violent cum

the idea here is the cummmmm makes all the noise. we just hit it man all over her y she never looks back y the cum is hers y only hers she fights everything. ñ look cummm hererererer

just love me with your…… add here violent cum

by cum J October 16, 2023

Christine's cum filled Cribbage

When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.

I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.

by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023

Cum

Cum is the milk that gets outta yo 2 inches dick when you get fucked by a dirty ass girl.

Emily is sucking Bobs dick. She swallows it all up waiting for cum. Bob puts his 2 inches dick in her ass. They wombo wombo each others. Bouncing onto each others while Bobs dick barely enters. He puts dirty Porn on the tv to get his 2 inches dick hard. It becomes 31 inches and absolutely destroys the shit out of Emily. It is hard as stone. Emily gets it out her anus and starts sucking it only a little bit as it is very big and hard. Bob takes Emily's hair and makes her swallow it all the way to his balls. Cum gets out. Emily has been fed. Bob is still masturbating onto Emily's head so that she gets more food. More cum gets out. Cum. Emily is full of cum. Bob made her pregnant. Bob is 47 while Emily is 12. She is officially pregnant.

by Rouquin300 October 22, 2023