When Blizzard teases you with the servers being up early to the point of no return, and then fails to handle log ins.
"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.
3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."
3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."
by thejtown August 12, 2025

by FreeIsrael November 14, 2023

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).
“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”
by DJ Dash September 12, 2021

by Shibadogefunnydog December 3, 2021

The hollow, aimless feeling that settles in after finishing an extraordinary game, book, show, or any piece of media so good that nothing else can live up to it. You try moving on, you want to enjoy something new—but everything feels mid in comparison. (ChatGPT came up with this. Hits the mark)
“Ever since I finished Baldur’s Gate 3, I’ve tried starting five different games and bounced off all of them. I’ve got a serious case of Post-Masterpiece Blues.”
by Sushiware April 25, 2025

Blue Pilling describes the act of pretending something is not real or happening. The act of living in delusional reality. Lying to one’s self about their reality. Rejecting the harsh reality and unbiased truth of something, and instead choosing to believe in an alternative reality in order to survive within your belief system and perception of reality.
M: “Gwen’s boyfriend Alex is definitely cheating on her with his friend”
R: “He definitely is! Do you think Gwen notices?”
M: “She would have to be Blue Pilling it if she didn’t notice, it’s impossible to miss! He always leaves her alone at parties to hang out with his best friend Glen!”
R: “She’s definitely Blue Pilling her way through that…”
R: “He definitely is! Do you think Gwen notices?”
M: “She would have to be Blue Pilling it if she didn’t notice, it’s impossible to miss! He always leaves her alone at parties to hang out with his best friend Glen!”
R: “She’s definitely Blue Pilling her way through that…”
by Gandolfthegorgeous98 May 30, 2025

The word you tell someone to look something up that sounds super crazy, wild, or wacky on Urban Dictionary in hopes of building up their anxiety, excitement, or otherwise expectation in what could be lurking in the definition.
Oh, you think that's bad? Look up "Blue Swivel Finger Splash" on Urban Dictionary, that's a REAL crazy one!
by JamesIsMyName March 13, 2022
