Forbidden Mango Yogurt

Sperm that is stored in a fridge and left to harden , after 3 months it turns into a yogurt consistency and is usually a mango yellow colour .

RC consumes forbidden Mango yogurt every night

by Roo-poo August 1, 2023

Yogurt Oasis

One of the most wonderful frozen yogurt places, where each ounce of tasty frozen yogurt has only 8 calories. It's delicious, nutritious, and affordable!

Girl 1: hey Becca, wanna go get some ice cream at Ben and Jerry's?
Becca: Sorry, I've been trying to eat healthy. Wanna go to Yogurt Oasis instead?
Girl 1: Great idea!

by abestmonky March 5, 2012

Yogurt

(adj)
of a person, someone who is easy to deal with, does not present much of a challenge, a pushover.

Teru is just a yogurt and not a top-of-the-line Yokozuna!

by JohnnySabu May 14, 2022

Yogurt Mountain

When one ejaculates a tremendous amount of semen onto one's face, and allows said semen to flow down like an avalanche.

*Midst of having sex*

Justina: "Make sure you cum in your hand hunny, I don't want that shit on me."

Erich: "Remember that skiing trip you always wanted hunny? Well I'm about to take you to yogurt mountain!"

*Splat*

by The Dark Magician February 23, 2012

Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger

Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.

Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.

by Turbocharger.qcow2 November 20, 2022

Yogurt!ng

When you take mushrooms with dairy and citrus to onset a fantastic high.

I yogurted last tuesday for my grandson's bris, he's such a good little mensch. Afterwards, I sharted while i peaked. I highly suggest yogurt!ng to all of my colleagues.

by clydevanhasselberglovesgloves April 16, 2022

yogurt

A person who is racist and Bulgarian.

K1: I hate yogurt!

by Yogurt2237 June 19, 2021