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Yogurt Male Syndrome

1. A person with Yogurt Male Syndrome is able to deeply empathize with others, yet lacks emotional depth and is unable to feel emotions deeply or continuously for a long period of time. Another primary symptom of Yogurt Male Syndrome is being unable to fully express themselves and their vision/perspective, no matter how hard they try. They may employ art or writing for self-expression purposes, but their creations will always pale in comparison to the ideas in their brain.

2. A gooner.
I'm so glad I have a friend like you in my life, twin. It's hard finding someone else with Yogurt Male Syndrome, even on the internet.
by 749ygmsyndrme May 9, 2025
mugGet the Yogurt Male Syndromemug.

Yogurt

(adj)
of a person, someone who is easy to deal with, does not present much of a challenge, a pushover.
Teru is just a yogurt and not a top-of-the-line Yokozuna!
by JohnnySabu May 14, 2022
mugGet the Yogurtmug.

Yogurt

Yogurt

Gurt:Yo
Matthew:Yogurt

Gurt:Yo
by Gigglerfarter August 12, 2025
mugGet the Yogurtmug.

Yogurt Mountain

When one ejaculates a tremendous amount of semen onto one's face, and allows said semen to flow down like an avalanche.
*Midst of having sex*

Justina: "Make sure you cum in your hand hunny, I don't want that shit on me."

Erich: "Remember that skiing trip you always wanted hunny? Well I'm about to take you to yogurt mountain!"

*Splat*
by The Dark Magician February 23, 2012
mugGet the Yogurt Mountainmug.

Salted Yogurt

I heard Brian likes to eat salted yogurt for breakfast every morning.
by Hdheje October 30, 2019
mugGet the Salted Yogurtmug.

yogurt yodeler

it is what you call a Karen that is disrupting the peace in an ice cream shop McDonald’s getting a parfait anything of that matter …
Look at that yogurt yodeler why are they so upset?

Because they have to pay extra for their parfait .
by BigBarDollas April 10, 2024
mugGet the yogurt yodelermug.

Yogurt!ng

When you take mushrooms with dairy and citrus to onset a fantastic high.
I yogurted last tuesday for my grandson's bris, he's such a good little mensch. Afterwards, I sharted while i peaked. I highly suggest yogurt!ng to all of my colleagues.
mugGet the Yogurt!ngmug.

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