you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

im not, you are dumb 

Its a girl named Whitney who does not know the lyrics to 'thank u, next'

she is dumb because of this and calls others dumb in the process

Whitney: " I'm not dumb that's how the song goes"
others:" no... Im not, you are dumb"

im not, you are dumb by Oursoggychicken04 November 18, 2018

Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn

Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.

You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."

That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"

Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 18, 2021

Why, what a TEMPEH you are in! 

What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.

Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.

Why, what a TEMPEH you are in! by QuacksO January 27, 2021

What lah there is no lah here in Dictionary because you are weird 

What lah there is no lah here in Dictionary because you are weird

What lah there is no lah here in Dictionary because you are weird

What lah there is no lah here in Dictionary because you are weird by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died. 

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Person 343: Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.

Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me 

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025