Dog

God but backwards.

A dog must be treated like a good boy at all times.

by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018

Dog

A type of canine that has many varying breeds. While originally used mostly for working and hunting, in more recent decades it has been used for companionship. Superior and more intelligent compared to a cat (Way better and smarter than a cat).

"I took my dog for a walk to the park."
"The dog is a German Shepherd cross."
"Hey Joe, my dog fucked your girlfriend."

by pogopiss July 29, 2016

Dog

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by Maybegaymaybenot June 8, 2018

Dog

Dogs are cute and loyal creatures that love their owners. They are super sweet and love to kiss their owners, by licking them. Whenever they sniff butts, they are just saying hi, and whoever doesn't love dogs, dogs sometimes still love them.

I wish everyone had dogs...

by Darkshadowstorm March 29, 2019

Dog

Man's best friend. An animal that is smart, friendly, protective, caring, playful, loving, and furry. This animal is the best pet to have if you want to be happy, unless you're a cat person, which is fine too. Dogs can be many different colors and sizes, and they have different personalities too. If you ever see a dog, never be mean to them. If you don't like dogs, still don't be mean to them. It's your fault you don't like them, not you. Don't listen if other people say that Dogs are mean, because they might just not know Dogs well.

I love my dog SO MUCH!

by #Iloveanimals December 9, 2017

Dog

The skittle you find in your underpants after a party that you eat and are confused because it tastes good.

" Yeah I found I found like four dogs in my pants this morning, that party was pretty crazy".

by Togles March 17, 2017

Dog

Better than a cat

Dogs are better than cats
That’s all there is to say

by The true truth teller 101 September 28, 2019