The Wiggles

Four dancing, outrageously flamboyant millionaire Australian pedophiles/faggots who you wish painful death upon when you see, and wonder why they are allowed to be seen by children, but more, you wonder what dumbfuck parent takes their kids to see the wiggles, OR what retarded kid WANTS to watch the Wiggles. If you think Barney is bad, you ain't seen anything. This show has pink in every scene. These guys SCREAM homosexuality, and the people who think its "oh it's just what makes kids happy" ARE GAY TOO. AND Stupid. Most likely picks up on tons of hot, single moms too (Hey, they probably dig the mommy ass just as much, most faggots do), and makes millions of dollars writing songs with lyrics like "Do the Monkey!" when a kid in a Monkey Suit comes out, on a neverending quest to put subliminal sexual ideas in children's minds, while you slave away for your food.

Don't you idiots understand, the Wiggles are damned pedophiles!! They are there to encourage children to act like them!!! When the part of the "Children's version" comes on, they ACT JUST LIKE THEM!!! The animated dancing Mexicans part is trying to promote homosexuality!! Wake the fuck up! If you can't see it blatantly, you're retarded.

The Wiggles by exposerofpedos August 24, 2008

wiggledunk

transitive verb; to place one's genitals on the forehead, preferably the eyes, of another person. It is commonly regarded as therapeutic in nature due to the obvious tenderness needed for performing such a feat, however, it can be used as an insult regarding the placing of genitalia on someone's parent's, friend's, or their own forehead. It can also be used to point out over-amorous people in public.

Example 1 (positive)

A: "Ah we had such a good night last night".
B: "What'd you do?"
A: "We wiggledunked each other and it was oh so relaxing".
B: "What is wiggledunking"?
A: "Only the best way to wind down after a tough week. You just nuzzle up your honey and tell him or her to relax, the fun is about to begin. Then you place your junk on their eyes. Instant calmness. Works every time".
B: "That does sound delightful".
A: "It is my friend, it is".

Example 2 (insult)

"Oh yeah, I'm an asshole, huh? Well I wiggledunked your mom last night while you were sleeping with your banky you bastard".

Example 3

"Look at them. They're all over each other. They might as well be wiggledunking".

wiggledunk by Pa-Paul February 9, 2010

Dick Wiggles 

An old bald headed man, who looks like Gumby when wearing green. Is a vocal and strong supporter of Yankees. A loyal and encouraging person when he is not spending his free time trying to grow his hair back. Be aware of this person if you are near him when the sun is out, you may be blinded by the glare on top of his head.

Dick Wiggles is a yankee lover.

Dick Wiggles by mjr507 January 24, 2011

wiggy 

Found in Lancashire.
- A tall person with short dark hair, often found lurking in pubs frequented by teenage girls.
- Someone who suffers from 'magnetic lips syndrome'.
- Has occasional bouts of OCD, which when combined with bubble wrap can cause immense hilarity.

Dan: Where's Wiggy?
John: Some chick clamped onto his lips.
Dan: Oh, guess he won't want this joint then.
John: Fucking Women!

wiggy by The Cellar Bar July 19, 2006

Mr. Wiggles

The act of inserting one's index finger unexpectedly into the anus of a female, then wiggling it around in a random motion.

I gave that German chick the Mr. Wiggles last night, she loved it.

Mr. Wiggles by Angry B September 19, 2006

Wiggle 

A charming gentleman!

I love Wiggle. He is lovely.

Wiggle by Sarah :D September 28, 2008

Wigglet 

A small white child usually under the age of 13 who listens to rap music and believes he is black. May be seen on the Jersey Shore boardwalks in the company of prostatots. See also poser.

Damn look at that little wigglet with his oversized Jay-z shirt.

Wigglet by Ghawazi August 27, 2005