Wet Chilly

The act of a wet willy with cheeto fingers.

"How to" directions:
1. Enjoy a bag of cheetos.
2. Lick cheesy fingers throughout your snack.
3. Also pick your victim and plan of attack while you eat.
4. After finishing the last cheeto, DON'T lick your fingers, but leave the cheese on .
5. In stealth, get close to your victim.
6. Commence Wet Chilly.
7. Insert cheesy finger DEEP into victims ear.
8. Rotate your finger 3 times to assure a full Wet Chilly.
9. Pull out and run.
10. Whatever you do, DO NOT lick the rest of the cheese off your finger after a Wet Chilly

Liam: "Fuck you Jake, Wet Willys are so gross".

Jake: "Hahahaha. Nah. Check your ear cheab. That was a fuckin Wet Chilly".

by ShredGnarShark October 1, 2011

wet wendy

Similar to a wet willy, a wet wendy is when you turn the palms of your hands towards your face, stick out your tongue and lick the outer edge of your hands (up to your pinkies) then target an ususpecting victim, and wipe the afore mentioned moistened hands down their nose.

I'm gonna give that bawbag a wet wendy.

by Gill and Mikey September 1, 2009

Wet Vagina

If you searched this on urban dictionary, you’re horny as fuck right now. Get a girlfriend to fuck.

Her: That bitch fucked me, little did I know, I had a wet vagina.

by Yeetthebigtoe June 12, 2020

Wet Tank

Shower, bathtub.

aight jonny g im going to jump in the old wet tank to get clean

by rezzbear November 20, 2010

wet weekend

miserable bastard; sulky, self-pitying, whiney person.

You can continue to be a wet weekend your whole life, but eventually we're all going to get sick of you.

by Sappho August 14, 2006

Wet Willy

When one wets a finger generally the pinky usually by covering in saliva then inserts into somebodys earhole and spins eraticly causing overall discomfort in order to wreak havoc or humiliate.

Caley:"Dude i was making out with some chick last night and Zacc gave me a wet willy!"
Sam:"Oh real? Dude that sucks"

by Sam .B June 8, 2007

Wet Canadian

A term used for when a naked mountie gets on all fours and a naked woman pours maple syrup on his back, then proceeds to climb on top of him and ride him like a slick, syrupy horse.

"Man, that chick at the party last week performed a wet canadian on an off-duty mountie. It was rad."

by Jodis Shieldsmasher May 22, 2010