Warm Shower

the act of pissin in a ziploc bag and poking holes in it over someone who is asleep

David: I wonder what was up with Jon yesterday.

Chase: It looked like he got a warm shower.

by T Fran May 23, 2009

Bed-warming

Cultivating flirtatious relationships with multiple people at once to be sure of having a sexual partner and emotional caretaker lined up when the relationship/marriage you're in ends.

Usually done dishonestly, by people who are incapable of functioning without an audience giving them constant affirmation that they exist. Often indicates emotional immaturity and narcissism.

Bed-warming is most effective online, where real details of the bed-warmer's life and circumstances are not visible.

"Seriously? Check out his recently-added friends, they're all good-looking women. He's bed-warming."

"Dude, she's bed-warming. Don't take it personally. Or at least don't take it seriously."

"Do you like crowds? Because you're in one. He's bed-warming you and at least six other people."

"Run away. Bed-warmer. And married. And a pathological liar looking for a therapist/mommy/housekeeper/bill-payer/way out of the marriage."

by Hercules Grantwood February 4, 2012

Bench Warmers

Bench Warmers is one of many sickly wicked movies you'll ever see. If you haven't seen this movie you are missing out on alot of STUFF!!!! If you like Napolion Dynomite or if you don't either way you'll love this movie.

"Are you apart of the Bench Warmers?"
"Ya!!!"
"Sssswwwweeeetttt!!!!"

by Bench Warmer June 22, 2006

Warm Taco

The act of shitting in ones taco shell and eating it in front of a large group of gay homeless men.

Bob Warm Tacoed all those homeless guys over there!

by Benjamin July 14, 2006

james warmerdam

(1)an act of utter disregard for the rules of society. complete and absolute stupidity without the aid of paraphenalia.

(2)a man-whore.

1. Dude, that guy is totally warmerdaming on that chick.

2. I think tonight it's time to pull a James.

by mumbo jumbo March 20, 2005

james warmerdam

to be tweaked out of one's mind without the use of any drugs, alcohol or medication.

man, this guy isnt even high... hes been jamesin' it the whole time!

by not truman March 21, 2005

Seat Warmer

A low self-respect guy that dates and keeps company of a women that he likes. But, she only using him temporary until she meets her new lover. Once she meets her lover, the guy leaves and the seat is warmed for the new lover to sit in.

Omg... That guy again, you know he follows you around like a lost puppy. Once you get a new guy, tell that seat warmer to fuck off.

by Spectre456 July 7, 2020