Italian Walking Stick

A phenomenal sub sandwich served at Ravinia Festval in Highland Park, Illinois. It consists of two *fresh* pieces of hardy white bread. Contained between the two slices lies a cornucopia of all things good in the world; Lettuce, tomato, salami, vibrantly coloured peppers, and of course a dash of black pepper to complete the sandwich of the gods. A gift from The Heavens, the Italian Walking Stick is clearly the epitome of 21st century dining, and should be enjoyed by people around the globe. Praise the almighty sub. hurrah.

Stanley: Miranda, please help me identify that beautiful gift of nature which you will soon proceed to ingest?

Miranda: Oh! Why, it is an Italian Walking Stick Sandwich! Although my friend, Marcus, claims that it is a horrible sandwich, I enjoy it very much! Yum!

by spon426 October 4, 2010

walking dead

When a man comes in a woman's eyes and she is left to stagger around with her arms outstretched, looking for something to clean up with.

After I popped on her face, she did the Walking Dead until she found her way into the bathroom and flushed the goo out of her eyes.

by Uncle Merkin May 24, 2016

Dead man walking

A person who's in the military and will die in combat sooner or later.

I'm just a Dead man walking.

by Cloud FF7 December 16, 2016

wanking his dog

when a boys fucking about and not doing what he supposed to

that fucking tosser was supposed to clean my shoes but instead he was away wanking his dog

by mattygers May 4, 2009

Jack Whacking

It's when you crush up a whole bunch of Adderall and mix it with some silky smooth lotion and or Vaseline. Then apply it to your penis with strong strokes. Soon you will have the hardest, biggest raging boner ever possible making you able to bone what ever you want all night!

Barbra,"my boy lasted all night last night and his dick was much thicker than normal,"
Debra, " i bet he was jack whacking before"
Barbra, " ya i bet, he normally comes as soon as my mouth touches his dick."

by Jack Whacking Bro July 16, 2010

Wanking

Developed in support of the Anti-Planking Movement. It is the act of smearing one's sweaty cock on any surface that is known as a common area for planking. This method is used to prevent planking on these surfaces, and if fails to do so is done in hopes that a planker will use his/her mouth on these surfaces while planking. It was developed by Anti-Planking leader, Drew the Wanker.

He was wanking on the row of gum ball machines because he hates hipster douchebags planking on them. He is a true patriot.

by Drew182 July 21, 2011

wanking

1) To masterbate

2) To do very little

3) To "shred" on a guitar/keyboard/bass

1) I fancy a wanking session

2) Stop wanking about

3) I don't like Steve Vai - all he does is fret wanking

by I'm Jack Cooper April 2, 2005