Whack My Pug

N. Choke the chicken, manhandle the salami, whack off, spank the monkey, manually express semen, beat the meat, shake hands with your one-eyed best friend. To master your own domain.

"First thing I did when I got home was whack my pug. I swear I ain't never going to another cheer leading competition."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

whack-a-mole-babe

an expression used to encourage someone in a situation in which one needs to do something that can be hard or annoying. it can also be a magical sentence used to create laughter and happiness.

whack-a-mole-babe, just climb that mountain

by ragalicous February 03, 2017

Alabama Whack-a-Mole

The act of prolapsing your sexual partners asshole, then whacking it with a penis or fist until it retracts itself back into the body. Repeat for maximum entertainment.

One time the Hub made Disney Princesses asshole fall out and proceeded to play a 5 hours game of alabama whack-a-mole with it. Indian Style, no lube.

by chron-or May 30, 2009

Sniff 'n Whack

The act of smelling/sniffing a girls vagina or asshole and masturbating to that pleasant, erotic scent.

Dude 1- "See that girl over there?"

Dude 2- "Yeah why?"

Dude 1- "She forced me to Sniff 'n Whack :/.."

Dude 2- "My condolences, dude...."

by NIFFNACK June 17, 2011

Whack Bag

A hard strike to ones genitals, Usually done with closed fist, or foot.

" All I did was poke her sisters tit and she freakin Whack Bagged me in the giggle berries!"

by Jimi November 24, 2004

Whack-o-lantern

A jack-o-lantern someone's whacked it into

This jack-o-lantern smells funny... cuz it's a whack-o-lantern!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 03, 2018

bush whacked

When you jump out behind someone in Halo 2 and savagely whack them in the back not giving them a chance. Usualy accompanied by a loud yell of "Bush Whacked!!!!!"

"Wow! I just got bush whacked, I didn't stand a chance."

by Quinn Romo July 23, 2005