Vag Defender

A reverse term for cock blocking

Yesterday I was a total Vag Defender for Carla. Like James wouldn't stop trying to get in her pants.

Yeah, like we were gonna makeout but Jamie decided to Vag Defend me and he ended up just leaving.

by ellenmahoneyo April 13, 2009

road-vag

To receive (or give) oral sex to a female while operating a motorized vehicle

After she did me I returned Liz the favor by giving her road-vag.

by lolCanada February 20, 2011

vag-fish

Vag-Fish is when a women is getting fingered and the person takes theirs finger(s) out and smells them and it smells like fish.

Yo, I was with This girl and she had a vag-fish.

by 159159vag April 7, 2011

morning vag

Imagine peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich...

Make sure you wash your morning vag when you wake up. I don't feel like smelling that god awful stench.

by Skinketier March 10, 2008

Vag Pack

A nasty sluts vagina that is in need of kicking.

Johnny: Damn this slut wont get off my dick.

Nigel: Lets kick her in her vag pack.

by Poogie McJohnson March 28, 2008

Grav Vag

A Woman Who's Vagina Tends To Have A Gravitational Attraction To Any Penis Around.

That Girl With The Manly Voice Has A Grav Vag.

That Girls Vagina Is A Grav Vag For Any Drunk Guy At The Party.

by David Starz August 12, 2009

vag waffle

a person acting like a pussy

military officer yelling at a VAG WAffLE...new recruit acting like a pussy

by TJB...drummond wisconsin woot! December 14, 2010