Golden Unicorn

True natural blonde with a full 70's bush.

You know what I haven't seen lately in this time of shaved labias?

I need to find me a Golden Unicorn to complete my journey!

by JuicedFrank October 14, 2011

Angry Unicorn

When you freeze your dick and tape it to your head and go around town stabbing people with it

i was so mad yesterday, i wanted to angry unicorn everybody

by Shishujohnny April 26, 2012

Unicorn

That girl that you can't catch. Everything about her is so perfect (divine, if you will) getting with her is unfathomable. She is truly a blessing from God. Bumping into her on the sidewalk is a good day. Holding a conversation with her... you were probably dreaming. Anything beyond that - good luck. It takes time, effort, and a whole lot of persistency. But never give up; unicorns are said to be "uncatchable," but nothing is impossible. Impossible is nothing. Under no circumstances, never ever, not ever, at no time, should you ever marry a girl who is not your unicorn... Unless you have some super square wheels, then you should look up the word "Swamp Donkey." Everyone has a unicorn; it's just a matter of spotting her and tracking her down. Give it time, it will happen. "For destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way, in order to give us something beyond our wishes." Good will hunting boiiis.

"Dude, did you just see that broad? I think I just found my unicorn. Now how do I go about talking to her?"

“That girl is a ten for sure.” “No bro, she’s not a ten - she’s beyond a ten. She’s my unicorn.”

by A Bro Tryna Catch His Unicorn March 30, 2012

Unicorn

A common swinging term used in the community to refer to a single female interested in meeting other couples. Described as such due to the rarity of finding said females. By no means derogatory but quite the opposite, a rare treat.

"We are interested in meeting other couples and single females" - The usual swinger couples interest.

We've met one or two unicorns in our time.

by G and T swing! April 19, 2018

Unicorn Fluff

the bit of pubic hair that a girls missed after shaving... her ass

Oh shit! your ass has unicorn fluff!!

by Yoti October 12, 2009

Unicorn Bite

To poke someone quickly and sharply, preferably in the face, then declare "Unicorn Bite!" if the poke is successful.

If you miss because they catch you out before you can land the bite, then you fail, tiny unicorn.

Friend 1: "Oh my gosh! You just poked me hard and sharp in the face!"

Friend 2: "UNICORN BITE!"

Celebrations ensue.

by thegloriousunicorn May 9, 2010

Fluttershy Unicorn Cage Key

A way to use the word fuck in polite company, and still get back at the maaaaan.

...Or the key to the cage in which Fluttershy keeps all the unicorn ponies she's captured...

Kirby: "Poyo!"

Random Guy: "I honestly don't give a Fluttershy Unicorn Cage Key Kirby, I really don't."

by DJ Francey September 10, 2011