two cents

Non-requested opinion/s

Don't let Wanda add her two cents in what's not her business.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 22, 2005

Dusty Two Sacks

The nickname for Red Sox 2B Dustin Pedroia. Named for his gritty nature, toughness and altogether blue collar style of play. A more fitting nickname than "laser show"

Dusty Two Sacks at the plate, he is 2-3 today with a double to left center and s single up the middle. He is batting .305 with 16 HR's, 27 Doubles and 23 Stolen Bases this year.

by IllGrotesque August 23, 2011

Zero Two

Best Girl, 10/10 would smash, I deal zannies lol help me, i need physical help... seriously

I WOULD SMASH ZERO TWO M8

by Remu le Dinowhore June 12, 2018

Two-Pot-Screamer

A person who has little tolerance for alcohol, in particular beer or lager. This can also develop over the years as you and your mates tolerance for "the pints" diminishes with age.

That Ruperts been bar boxing again. He's a bit of a two-pot-screamer.

by Martin austin December 30, 2004

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap

Used in situations when someone comments on something that you really don't care about.

How to use:
1. Say "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
2. Point both your thumbs at yourself
3. Say your name followed by "nice to meet you"

"Now when the dark prince finally does call you home, please promise me you'll donate your body to Science and i don't mean medical science but NASA because when those buzzcuts all but given up on trying to figure out what a black hole is and they get one look at that space where your heart is suppose to be, well by golly they are going to say 'oh yeah, thats what it is!'"
"Hey Champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
Thumbs go up
"Bob Kelso, nice to meet you!"

by Madonkadonk2 May 20, 2009

two-ball compound

semen, nut butter, ball sauce

"She was complaining of a sore throat, so I doctored her up with some two-ball compound."

by Frainslug November 14, 2005

Two Skin

A penis with little foreskin.

When Nick whipped out his penis for biology, he said that he had foreskin. However, the teacher corrected him by stating that his foreskin is actually only two skin.

by Alexei The Russian December 20, 2008