tuner

{noun}

Any car, like a domestic car (Dodge Neon) or an import (Nissan Skyline), that has aftermarket parts (Brembo, Eibach, you get the picture) installed on it. Most commonly mistaken for a ricer.

(Mind you, muscle fans insult tuner owners mainly because they think tuners are ricers. However, this claim is not true. Remember, there are sleepers.)

I've hated muscle fans ever since one of them called my Eclipse (which is a tuner) a ricer.

by I dunno lol. November 3, 2011

Tuner Tools

The tools, equipment and software used by a tuner for achieving performance enhancement in the modern car & pick ups. These can be software used in reprogramming the ECU, interface hardware for connecting the ECU to a laptop or PDA as well as the various aftermarket components used to enhance engine, transmission & suspension in the vehicle

Jet Dynamic Spectrum Tuner is a commonly used Tuner Tools in the reprogramming of 1998-2005 GM engines. See www.TunerTools.com for more information

by Lloyd Barnhill October 15, 2007

Turned Up

Doing everything in their power to achieve the greatest amount of pleasure possible for themselves. Showing zero restraint or shame.

Miley was so turned up. She didn't care what anyone else thought about her performance at the VMAs. The only thing that seemed to matter to her was how much she was enjoying herself.

by PaulWG September 17, 2013

turned around

to get lost

Alice got turned around looking for the White Rabbit.

by Vincent Mac November 5, 2013

reverse salami turnaround

The Reverse Salami Turn-around is a sexual move. To perform this act one must have these materials: a full stick of salami, two eggs, plastic wrap, and a 2x4. Take the salami stick and insert it in to a woman in the deep thrust position (see definition) until she is well on her way to cum-land. Take the eggs (soft) and break them and lubricate her ass with the sweet yolk and the use the white of the eggs to blind her temporarily. Take the plastic wrap and secure her hands to her torso so she can not free herself from your admiration. Now manuever yourself so you can stick your now amazingly erect penis into her egg lubricated ass-hole. Feel the dead baby chicken on your penis as you ram her slowly into submission. Now turn-around and pick up the 2x4 and swing it through your legs so it forces the salami in even farther.

"Dude, I did the reverse salami turnaround with Jessie last night...yeah, I gotta go pick her up from the ospital in about an hour."

by Ian Carlson November 19, 2006

my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.

In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

by tallman83 November 21, 2010

Turned Out

The original expression, "turned out" meant this: having become addicted to a sex act (even normal sexual intercourse), generally by ONE person. A practiced pimp (or, for that matter, a madam) will "turn out" a new prostitute by virtually addicting her to even normal sexual intercourse.

A woman can "turn out" a man if she is particularly gifted in love-making (knows ALL the tricks, and has sufficient time to work them into the man's system). It's all recorded in the skin and the organs. Remember: it's about ADDICTION.

Deviant acts can also cause the addiction. This is why socialists say that child molesters never get that out of their system.

That bitch done fucked Leroy up, man! He's turned out! He can't even LOOK at another bitch now! That bitch got his MIND, man! I TOLD his ass to stay away from that ghetto hoochie. The bitch fucked the SHIT out of him. She's a PRO!!

by Lifeguard June 30, 2008