When you look like a greasy mixture of a nasty ol goose and the horridness of a turkey......usually also got sickle toes
by RLOVE March 3, 2003
Get the GOOSE TURKEYmug. After eating Thanksgiving dinner :
"Hey you wanna hang out later?"
"I didn't see it."
"What? That doesn't even make sense. You must have that turkey brain. "
"Hey you wanna hang out later?"
"I didn't see it."
"What? That doesn't even make sense. You must have that turkey brain. "
by natedog1978 January 20, 2014
Get the turkey brainmug. "Hey did you do that thing you were gonna do?"
"Nope"
"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."
"Nope"
"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."
by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018
Get the Turkey Timemug. "Wow, she's hot bro."
(friend looks over to see a large and very flabby woman with extremely flabby breasts)
"You're such a bosom turkey."
(friend looks over to see a large and very flabby woman with extremely flabby breasts)
"You're such a bosom turkey."
by ovechkinrockssox March 6, 2008
Get the bosom turkeymug. A maneuver used by males suffering from limp dick syndrome, usually caused by too much illegal drug use. Stuffing the turkey is to weasle an otherwise useless limp penis into the vagina of a female which will result in a fully erect, useable penis.
After 10 ectasy pills and 2 grams of cocaine Eric had no option but to stuff the turkey.
"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"
"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"
by The Whisker Biscuit Basher July 27, 2005
Get the stuff the turkeymug. You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbles like a turkey
Verb Turkey fingered
You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbled like a turkey
Ex “An there I was ready to get my back blown out and he turkey fingered me out of no where”
You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbled like a turkey
Ex “An there I was ready to get my back blown out and he turkey fingered me out of no where”
by Deezjewells November 1, 2020
Get the turkey fingeredmug. by elite_kyle February 11, 2022
Get the Cold Turkeymug.