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backhoe tug

when a guy is too fat to masturbate and has to stroke backward from elbow looking like a backhoe boom
bob is so fat he has to resort to the backhoe tug to pull himself
by windowgoblin May 21, 2018
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Tug bug

A petite individual who enjoys stimulating male genitalia (jacking someone off)
Bro 1: How was your date last night?
Bro 2: Great! She’s a real tug bug.
by Jasmine_twinkletoes July 12, 2019
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tug-n-toss

Performing a vigorous air jerk quickly followed by opening your hand, palm up, on the out stroke in order to simulate "tossing" hot man chowder in the direction of the recipient.
After spending 20 minutes trapped behind a painfully slow driver, Roger broke out the ol' tug-n-toss when he could finally pass her. The look of shock and horror on her basic-ass face was worth the wait.
by Nismotech85 November 22, 2019
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Tug n puff

When a person with COPD masterbaits and can't finish. So he just puffs puffs but can't blow the house down.
My fat ass roommate was watching dumpster porn and all he could do was tug n puff.
by Drwineknow May 5, 2019
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side tug

A friendly reach around from the side that has been traced back to Nordic times to show respect toward your peers
Niki really liked her co-workers as friends but felt they deserved a little more than a hug to show her full apprection and gratitude for all they do for her. So she decided to gracefully lead them behind the plethora of boxes in the warehouse and side tugged the shit out of them!
by The Hangar Boys February 26, 2019
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Tugged on the tail of a snake

Line used from the movie end of watch. It basically means “ you just messed with/pissed off the wrong guy, and he’s gonna make you pay.
You and your homeboy need to power down, cause you just tugged on the tail of a snake, and he’s gonna turn around and bite you back.
by TheBondman007 March 14, 2019
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Tug n' Slug

When you dip a pair of balls in a freshly cummed in asshole and drag the balls across a persons face slowly.
He's gonna get Tug n' Slugged when he's gonna knock out.
by BV927 May 26, 2019
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