chocolate tube steak 

A brown or dark colored dong.

Bob rapidly pumped his chocolate tube steak in and out of Sally.

chocolate tube steak by Antzor May 29, 2008

lubin the tube 

jackin off/yankin the crank/grippin the ship/cakin the bacon/

that homo was lubin the tube to a playgirl!

lubin the tube by *M3* March 2, 2009

Brown Tube Sock

Taking a big crap in a tube sock and proceding to beat someone with it.

I gave my girlfriend a great big brown tube sock to the face!

Brown Tube Sock by Billybob4604 March 29, 2007

Noob tube

Weapon used in games such as Call Of Duty 4 by people that cant aim, much to the joy of all the other players that now ensure the (Noob) suffers all sorts of verble abuse!

"OMG!! adam hit me with his fucking Noob Tube again!! learn to fucking aim you retarded gumper!"

Noob tube by thieving jippo May 2, 2008

Noob Tube

The art of using the rifle mounted grenade launcher in Call Of Duty 4

Damn it Sutton stop using that damn noob tube

Noob Tube by Deliciouschuck October 21, 2008

nube tube

Grenade launcher used by unskilled people, e.g. nubes. Said launcher requires no skill, nor soberness to use.

Who's nube tubing? Who has the nube tube? Get rid of that nube tube or I'll teabag your corpse! Freakin nube tube got me.

nube tube by Drew Parkinson March 30, 2008

lube tube

slang term for vagina or anus, in the case of gay men.

Man, she has one hell of a tight lube tube.

or
She don't need no KY jelly, her lube tube is slick.

lube tube by slickbillie August 16, 2009