trout

Trout
"trowt"
vaguely unique noun- the mightiest of Batjew posters

Hot damn that Trout can post!

by not Trout August 16, 2003

trout

A person who passes out who has other males have thier penis' rest on his forehead, whilst screaming TROUT TROUT

"ha ha 'blackout' got trouted 21 times this hour! he wasnt even passed out!"

by EfGiar August 24, 2006

Hockey tryouts

The act of a UPS worker breaking fictitious jams. Using the Shepards hook to move a single package off the belt

You must have hockey tryouts coming up

by Smellypein March 19, 2025

clown school tryouts

When coaching a little league baseball team, the team forgets everything they were taught in practice. Other team running around the bases while your team falls to pieces like clowns in a circus and parents going wild like a three ring circus.

Inspired by role model hero Billy Bob Thornton in classic film Bad News Bears.

Team. You guys look ridiculous out there last inning. This is baseball, not clown school tryouts. Now get you heads out of your asses and PLAY BALL.

by Jbjr4vols August 13, 2024

trout dancers

From Green Day album 1,039/smoothed Out Slappy Hours: a large group of Benecia girls bending their knees and moving their heads like metal guys in time to the music.

A: Hey, look at those trout dancers! What posers!
B: They're gonna get moshed!

by Bjdhbgpisdf February 28, 2008

Trout Stamps

Alternative name for toilet paper

Needing to drop some toilet trout in the shitter but wanting to do it legally, Brenda bought a roll of Trout Stamps to avoid getting fined by the Department of Natural Resources.

by Gerald Busey December 9, 2008

Troutbison

A female that is easily attainable target for desperate sexual intercourse. A Troutbison usually possess a less than satisfactory appearance and a willingness to perform fellatio on pretty much anyone.

I haven't gotten laid in a grip bro, I'm about to cut my losses and take a dive into some serious troutbison.

by John F. Skins December 16, 2008