Pullin' a Trout

The act of getting people an hour away from their destination due to poor directions and memory-loss.

Ruben: Aiight dood, take me to Jaguar Beach
Daniel: kay dood, it's 15 minutes that way, right by Santa Cruz
1 Hour Later
Ruben: THA FUCK WE DOIN' IN HALF MOON BAY
Nick: Looks like Daniel is Pullin' a Trout.

by Suave Leader December 11, 2011

trout head

Very stupid

All bosses are trout heads

by Bawblawblawlawbawm December 15, 2016

to park a trout

to take a dump, go for a number 2

I need to park a trout before I head out

by davegooner June 22, 2010

Trout

A woman that posts pictures from 5 or so years ago and lies about her age and weight.

I was gonna hook up with this chic, but she turned out to be a TROUT. 20lbs heavier than her profile pics and 10 years older!

by Beach Bum711 September 18, 2017

Trout taco

bad/odorous pussy

Friend: "Did you score with Courtney last night?"
you: " nah she had that trout taco"

by sero123 March 14, 2023

Shallow trout

A woman who takes a man from another woman just to say she did. Such a woman will brag about being with the attractive yet week man.

My family was torn apart by a shallow trout after 13yrs!

by The Mister's sister August 31, 2019

Trout Kiss

A trout kiss is a series of small, rapid kisses that can be sent through the air, or applied to the forehead, cheek or, more romantically, on the lips.

It’s an innocent form of affection that’s suitable for couples, while being silly and sweet enough to be family-friendly.

It’s called a trout kiss because the series of kisses causes you to make a fish-like face.

Daniel estimates that he gives Julie somewhere between 50 to 1,000 trout kisses per day.

by Joness Jones February 19, 2025