on top of the fridge

answer to any question that one

A:doesn't know the answer to

B:doesn't want to answer for the purpose of keeping the asker in the dark about information

C:wants to give a fake answer to for comedic purposes

(example for A)
teacher- "What's the exact population of Uzbekistan?"
student- "on top of the fridge

(example for b)
kid- "hey yo ma what am i gettin fo christmas?"
ma-"on top of the fridge"

(example for c)
Guy 1- "Hey dude when's the band meetin up to play the gig at the coffee shop?"
Guy2- "On top of the fridge."

by loginabox22 November 22, 2009

top naked

removing clothing from only the top of your body. Taking off your shirt.

I am going in the pool, i guess ill get top naked! I am going to get top naked all weekend.

by TheRealNickB August 3, 2014

party on top

When he put whip on the cocoa if you know what I mean;)

Party on top basically refers to cumming on top of your special someone or any hoe if you’d prefer.

I heard things escalated pretty quickly last night between Chris and Chad he said there was definently a party on top ... multiple parties ... Damn

by Creature of wonder and mystery November 10, 2017

Top Shagger

The person within a set of friends who comes away from a holiday having shagged (fucked) the most amount of people. British slang.

..And this holiday's Top Shagger award goes to Mary with eight shags in seven days, impressive work Mary.

by The True Chinman August 3, 2011

top notch

adj.

Good. Perfect. Untainted. Mint condition. Healthy.

Of something or somebody.

If a car salesman tells you the car is in top notch shape, just kick him straight in the gonads.

Despite the cocktail of Anejo tequilla and cocaine, I feel in top notch form this morning!

by NeverMindWho April 13, 2006

pizza toppings

known in some circles to refer to Magic mushrooms,Psilocybin
To unlearn what you have learned in life and learn it again from the point of view of a innocent child when the world is a new.

Do you have any pizza toppings?
Did you want mushrooms with your Pizza?
Its Fry time,
Trippin

by Chrismm September 24, 2005

Pure Top

When an Arab male is uncomfortable with his sexual preference towards men, and describes himself among the homosexual community as a Pure Top.

Yo Nader, wanna bottom?

Na bra, I'm totes a pure top.

by ivagetarian May 28, 2014