Uncle Toby

Sexy uncle who keeps kids in his basement. He owns a sex dungeon and loves to bring kids into it.

Kid 1: Do you think uncle toby will feed us tonight?
Kid 2: probably not considering we ate last week.

by Logan Targett July 27, 2020

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you toobs

a very cringy boomer term that basically means a video on youtube. the correct way to say it: "i watched a video" instead of "i watched a you toob"

hey kiddo, watching some you toobs?

by Lil barnacles #1 fan October 30, 2021

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Exposing your dick while on a Zoom call. Typically happens if you're masturbating while taking the call and there is an attractive coworker, whom you want to hook up with, but are married and have a family.

Almost always, you would "not know" the camera was on, leading to pulling a Toobin to be done by accident or on purpose.

I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I got fired from my job for jerking off while on a Zoom call and my dick made it on camera...You know, I was pulling a Toobin.

by TheHeardDerg October 19, 2020

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Toby

Usually a pet name for a dog with anxiety problems.
The dog could have been abused or something.
But it's a dog, with problems.

"Toby, come here boy! It's time to take your pills!"

by Claudiolia May 26, 2009

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toob

very selective name for a fat ass with a fat head. shorter version of a sausage toob, the rolls on a fat persons head look like a sausage toob.

Hey look at that fat ass, his head looks like a sausage toob.

by dewade123 November 14, 2009

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Toby

A fat jewish man who secretly loves dick but i love him so its all g, he is rly nice and a genuine friend who is always there for you whenever you need him. He is a special person and to be friends with is a blessing. he can always make you smile and he always is able to make you laugh even when your pissed. He is a orange shit who loves donald trump but he also thinks he is black but he actually is a fat white boy and the only black thing he sees is his room bc he is depressed. He is leaving to go to america soon which is going to give me the depressions but overall I love him as a human and im greatful he is my friend and that I always can count on him to be there for me

toby is a lady? oh wait nevermind....

Is that a bag of meat? sorry no thats toby

Toby is hungry, be careful he is about to eat America

I think Toby has aids

I SEE MOVING POTATOES

I SLEEP IN KRISPY KREMES

by Barak O mama November 25, 2016

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